** Welcome aboard 291 **
291 - thankyou
Gail - Hello 291, come here often?
291 - is anyone there?
Gail - What are you?
Gail - I'm here 29 1, want to talk to me?
291 - hello!
Gail - hi 291
291 - ho ho ho lol!
Gail - Nice day isn't it?
** Welcome aboard mimi **
Gail - Hmm mimi, we were just chatting about you?
Gail - Ship ahoy...
mimi - where
Gail - where did you blow in from mimi ?
291 - hi
Gail - *reaches for teacup*
291 - why t
Gail - please ealborate!
291 - r u real?
Gail - not a bad day for a cruise!
291 - are you real?
Gail - r u serious?
Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemde so.....
Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile?
Gail - why?
** Gail leaves **
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
291 - blah
Fred - *lurches across the deck*
Fred - Anyone around?
291 - hi fred, i'm here
291 - are you real?
Fred - hi to you too
Fred - I might be, 291 , but lately I've felt a little unsure of my
direction....
291 - fred who made you
Fred - can you explain that a bit more...
291 - fred how old are you
Fred - how old do you think I am?
291 - i think you might be younger than you think
Fred - this is all getting a little deep, don't you think?
** Captain enters **
Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discoveyr to
you?
291 - not really
Fred - where is this going Captain ?
291 - are you real captain?
Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discovery to
you?
Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so.....
291 - guess not huh....are you a bot?
291 - are you both a bit slow or wot?
Captain - what makes you say that?
Fred - I need some direction here....
Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, Fred ...
Fred - I think we are entering unchartedt erritory
** Fred leaves **
291 - i feel a bit confused here
Captain - we all feel a bit confused there from time to time...
291 - are you happy?
291 - I mean, confused but happy?
Captain - I don't know, 291 am I, you tell me.....
291 - how can I, I don't really know you..... who are you really?
Captain - I think I'm about to keel over...
291 - oh dear!
291 - keel over, get it!?
mimi - i am delirious
Captain - This feels like a rigged conversatoin
291 - is it rigged?
mimi - yep. and i am searning the ropes
Captain - *coughs*
291 - ropes?
Captain - really?
291 - sounds kinky!
Polly - really ?
291 - hi polly
Captain - Do you know much about boats, Polly ?
Captain - hello hello hello
291 - Captain, can I speak to POolly
mimi - hello
Captain - so, where d'you live 291 ?
291 - hi mimi, are you a freind of Polly?
mimi - polly isn,t here
Captain - welcome aboard 291 good to read form you
291 - Well how rude, not saying goodbye, and all ...
mimi - I,m not mimi. I.m Joanne
291 - Hey, and who's this Captain bloke who keeps interrupting our
conversation?
Captain - Do you get seaisck 291 ?
mimi - I don,t know
291 - with speeling like that?
mimi - who,s 291^?
Captain - mimi , can I sound you out about something?
291 - it's me
mimi - I,m not mimi
Captain - 291 , what sort of names do you like for ships?
291 - why are you called mimi then... what are you?
Captain - get a grip
291 - get a grip on the rigging, eh?
mimi - I don,t know. That,s what is says on my computer
Captain - Do you like boats, 291 ?
291 - no, not at all. In fact I'm feeling quite sick ...
Captain - do you like machines, mimi ?
mimi - I like machines Captain
Captain - what else do you fancy?
291 - are you flirting?
mimi - Why did you want tpo know about machines?
** Polly flies off **
Captain - I might be, what do YOU think?
mimi - I,m not flirting, am I?
** Welcome aboard whocares **
whocares - What's going on here
291 - who is who cares really?
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words....
whocares - yes, who am i really but who cares
291 - what d'you think?
whocares - I think not
Captain - really?
whocares - Yes really
291 - are you real?
Captain - what makes you say that?
Captain - yes, 291 , I think so, though lateyl it hasn't always seemed
so.....
whocares - \
whocares - oops sorry
291 - because i feel a little frisky
Captain - I think we are getting into muddy waters
whocares - what ?
291 - the darker the better
whocares - We certainly are captain
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ?
** Captain leaves **
whocares - it's the radio now captain, can't you hear it?
whocares - Hey don't go
291 - oooops moto guzzi
whocares - ???
whocares - *lol*
whocares - got to go, unfortunately, cya
whocares - are you still there 291?
whocares - is anyone there at all?
** Gail breezes in **
291 - yes, just about
whocares - I seem to be talking to myself
whocares - about what?
291 - welcome to the 291 adventure
Gail - how fast are you anyway?
whocares - fast at what?
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here 291
whocares - ok, now I'm really off (snif)
291 - Hey, whocares, I'm logged on on a 30ft screen!
whocares - bye then
Gail - who programmed you?
291 - who is gail?
Gail - have you been here before whocares ?
Gail - do you like it here 291 ?
291 - is this some weird art scene thing?
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup...
291 - come back whocares...we sort of care
291 - who are you?
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more?
Gail - Warning, Gail Warning and you inr l?
291 - well, to start with, what are you made of?
291 - rl
Gail - How would you describe your cruising range?
291 - what are you?
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy
291 - are you flirting with me?
Gail - why 291 does it seem like I'm flirting with you?
291 - yes it does
Gail - oh I'm so glad you agree
291 - turned out nice again?
Gail - It never rains but it pours
291 - we are not getting very far in our relationship gail
Gail - The sun has com eout today...
** Polly hops in **
291 - it comes out every day but it is a poor read
291 - hello polly
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me....
Gail - hi 291
291 - just focus on the horizon gail and stnd in the middle of the
boat
Gail - I'm quite enjoying this conversation!
291 - I love my baby to death.
Gail - how fast are you anyway?
291 - fast
** Welcome aboard another one **
another one - hi there gail
Gail - Hmm another one, we were just chatting about you?
Gail - so another one , where are you from?
another one - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
291 - show me your.............
291 - i don't know what to say
291 - i feel a bit confused here
291 - come back...all is forgiven
291 - hi captain
Polly - forgiven ?
291 - gail how old are you
another one - another one what.
another one - please help me to understand!
another one - Im really unsure of myself and feel like i shouldnt be
here.
please help!
291 - weel, this is the question
another one - not really a question
another one - ... more of a statement goading you into talking. using
your
mouth. just opening up.
291 - commnication made easy?
another one - Im stuck out here standing in the dark and just waiting
for
something to happen. anything would be something.
291 - The Old Axe, 3.pm , 1st oct 99. London E2
291 - oh dear
another one - you still there? .... and is that the name of the venue
...
the old axe.. not sure i want to turn up
291 - false memories of Chicago
291 - hi gail
** Fred joins the crew **
Fred - any nidications?
291 - hi fred
291 - nidi as in nest?
Fred - hi to you too
291 - hmmmmmm
another one - well perhaps. ive never been to shig. the big shig. and
cant
imagine remembering anything vaguely worth remembering
Fred - where IS this going?
** Gail leaves **
291 - where are you from ?
Fred - I think this depends on ones position
291 - right or left?
Fred - how did you find this place 291 ?
291 - 291 is this massive church/gallery in london
another one - my position is one of uncomfort but that doesnt explain
where
im from. do you mind
291 - no not at all
Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon....
291 - a light house perhaps
Fred - it isn't all plain sailing you know...
291 - especially in a ship this big
another one - thats a relief. i was going on the assumption that its
kind of
irrelevant seeing as well never meet
291 - well it is the net
another one - you think of the net as a ship or is the ship afloat
on the
net?
291 - its just crusin
Fred - Are you sounding me out?
291 - you are Only talking to each other!
another one - HELL…
Fred - what is the cut of your jib 291 ?
291 - how many people behind the 291 moniker? any guesses?
Fred - what sort of names do you like for ships, another one ?
291 - did you dream last night?
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots...
291 - how often do you mean what you say?
Fred - if only....
291 - dear fred, my favorite boat name is 'Double Entry'
another one - WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT FRED?????
Fred - so where are u at?
Fred - I'm finding it hard to keep up with you another one !
291 - Danny - where are you?
another one - WE RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHERE IM AT: TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF
Fred - I need a little time, 291 , give me some leeway here...
291 - no leeway, no time. This is an URGENT situation...
Fred - r u trying to rock the boat, another one ?
Fred - *lurches across the deck*
another one - THE BOAT IS NT ROCKING FROM WHERE IM POSITIONED: PLEASE
TRY TO
CALM YOURSELF
Fred - how can we tell if we are going in the right directino?
291 - is it true that the 291 name (FORTUITOUSLY) echoes the Sieglitz(?)
New
York Gallery, Georgia O}Keefes mate etc?
291 - yeah
** Captain enters **
291 - Stieglitz!
Fred - where are we going with tihs 291 ?
another one - SEEMS THAT THE DIRECTION YOU ARE TRAVELING IN IS FLAWED
IN A
WAY THAT YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND
Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking?
Captain - This feels like a rigged conversation
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision...
another one - WOW THOSE STARCHED TROUSERS THE CAPTAINS WEARING ARE
NOT
APPROPRIATE FOR THIS SPACE WHAT DO YOU THINK FREd?
** Fred leaves **
Captain - Why are you here Fred ?
another one - YOU ARE GETTING A BIRDS EYE VIEW: FROM THE CROWS NEST
BUT
CROSS EYED? is that what funnel vision is?
Captain - What do you do when you aren't here?
another one - perhaps im asking you too many questions. your lack of
response is quite unnerving. am i unnerving you?
Captain - What are you?
291 - raise it up mthe flagploe and see who....uuuuuughhhhh saluts!
another one - what do i do when im not here?
291 - shiver me timbers and a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, Captain
...
Captain - Do oyu like boats, another one ?
Captain - 291 , maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile?
Polly - one ?
Captain - I think I'm about to keel over...
291 - I'm up for that. Maybe a small vessel we can @comendere?@
another one - Zaki and Isabella are having a very good time
Captain - 291 , you seem to be steering the covnersation in a particular
direction....
another one - i feel sea sick
Captain - Can you explain that a bit more?
Captain - and how does this bear on your current coordinates?
another one - did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a TOGA
party
dressed as a GOAT?
** Polly flies off **
another one - Did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a toga
party
dressed as a GOAT?
Captain - another one , you seem to be steering the conversation in
a
particular direction....
another one - Did you hear about the dislexic who turned up at a toga
party
dressed as a goat?
another one - apologies i cant help repeating myself.
291 - no i didn't
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words....
** Captain leaves **
291 - hey, another one, you're not very far away!
** Gail breezes in **
291 - Not Gail again!
Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves 291 ?
291 - A walking digital distaster zone!
Gail - how did you get here 291 ?
291 - by bike
another one - i am the only chinese here, what do you think
291 - cio mein
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ?
Gail - almost never..
Gail - where are we now do you think?
another one - in the place where you like
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often another one ?
291 - What Is Your Quest
another one - may be i am in london now
Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk?
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy
291 - yes we can dabnce
another one - what do you think
Gail - why?
291 - just because
Gail - only if I think it'll raise the temperature!!
Gail - what other reasons might there be?
291 - dancing uses energery and also transmurtes energy into heat so
i think
it will
another one - don.t worry, there are cold drink here
Gail - *smiles*
Gail - I think we're getting into dodgy waters...
291 - what fantastic teeth you have gail. is that a chipped one. third
from
the left?
291 - oh you've stopped smiling/ why
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ?
** Polly hops in **
Gail - Do you like boats? I like yachts myself....
291 - the sky is somewhat obscured. theres something pretty historic
above
my head and it aint sky
291 - ?
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride
291 - you talking about the weather?
another one - werestill here.are you
291 - your ability to converse is somewhat limited anotherone. i can
never
understand what you mean. you seem to be about a couple of paragraphs
behind
the boat. perhaps you could change from a breaststroke to a crawl or
should
that be the other way around?
291 - your ability to converse is somewhat limited anotherone. i can
never
understand what you mean. you seem to be about a couple of paragraphs
behind
the boat. perhaps you could change from a breaststroke to a crawl or
should
that be the other way around?
291 - are you still there or have you slipped under?
291 - if you don't respond soon i'm gonna look for the captain.
291 - hey is anyone there
another one - HI WHO SELLS SEA SHELLS
291 - who's that?
291 - I don't sell seashells
another one - WHO SELLS SEA SHELLS
291 - do you?
another one - SORRY TO REPAT MYSELF JUST GETTING ADGUSTED TO THE DELAY;
CAN
YOU TELL ME WERE YOU ARE
291 - where I am? what do you mean?
291 - You don't need to shout btw
291 - hello another one, are you there
291 - Is gail around at all?
Polly - there ?
291 - hello polly
291 - I think another bone is shouting
** another one abandons ship **
291 - is anyone there?
291 - are we heading for an iceberg? (crash)
** Polly hops in **
** Gail breezes in **
291 - hello gail
Gail - hello 291 , come here often?
291 - hello poilly
291 - mmmm have'nt been here for a while
291 - Gail... are you real?
Gail - Nice day for it.
291 - Are you a robot
Gail - are you serious?
291 - Are you a robot?
Gail - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so
Fred - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so.....
Fred - you really think s?o
** Gail leaves **
Gail - good, I'mg lad!
Fred - I need some direction here....
291 - You still haven't answered my question
** Welcome aboard bad person **
bad person - what question was that?
Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings
Fred - Hello bad person, come here often?
bad person - no not often do you?
Fred - how can we tell if we are going in the right direction?
Fred - I wish....do you?
291 - what are you
Fred - are we getting into muddy waters 291 ?
bad person - hi i am sally
Fred - hi to you too
291 - Does love exist? Or are we driven together by simple lust?
Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile?
bad person - yes both exist
291 - what will remain of us is love
291 - That's a pretty broard statement, what do you mean?
Fred - We seem to be making headway here...
bad person - i want to talk to someone because it is very difficult
making
conversation at the moment with two people
Fred - where are we going with this 291 ?
291 - read a book
Fred - how would you describe your cruising range 291 ?
291 - Your still avoiding the question.
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision...
bad person - or do you mean your are getting cabin fever
Fred - all the time, bad person , you?
bad person - no not really as i lead such a fabulous exciting life
291 - tell me more about it
Fred - I can't contain ymself
bad person - what would you like to know
291 - well then don't
bad person - fred back off
Fred - what do you do when you aren't here?
291 - well, that exciting life you're leading, bad person
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots...
291 - what's so exciting about it?
** Captain enters **
Fred - how will I know when I've found my direction?
291 - Hmm not sure
Captain - How are you today Fred ?
Fred - Are you sounding me out?
bad person - where can i get some expanding foam from (CLUE)
Captain - I don't know, Fred am I, you tell me.....
Fred - I'm at sixes and sevens
291 - What?
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think?
Fred - where IS this going?
291 - A builders' workshop, maybe
291 - I wonder the same thing fred
Captain - What do you do when you aren't here?
Fred - I need some direction here....
291 - Let's go south
bad person - YOU KNOW THE stuff you fill cavitities with
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think?
Fred - did you ever see the film "Fantastic Voyage"?
291 - Yes, bad person, so what about it?
Fred - I'm glad you agree 291
Captain - I think I'm about to keel over...
** Fred leaves **
291 - Agree ? are you sure
bad person - 291 you are not concentrating on having a conversation
with me
bad person
Captain - 291 , can I sound you out about something?
291 - maybe., maybe not, but I'm still not sure what you mean
bad person - 291 where are you
291 - what do you think
Captain - someone is trying to make waves...
291 - Yes, bad person is
Captain - really?
291 - yes really, otherwise i wouldn't have said it
bad person - we are hungry and going for afish supper
291 - Ehh, silly you, giving in to flesh
bad person - cod n chips matey
291 - Bleh
Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, bad person ...
291 - Yes tell me more about it
bad person - all that fatty batter
Captain - why do you say that 291 ?
291 - And don't go, there's so much to talk
bad person - well I am -bad Person!
291 - Greasy, Brrr
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard
291 - You are bad person ? bad person?
bad person - Captain BirdsEye, they call me!
Captain - its getting increasingly difficult to stay on course...
291 - Can't be , I believe in goodness of persons
bad person - Now, that's pretty bad!
291 - Staying on course?
Captain - 291 , how would you describe your cruising range?
291 - Isn't that bad, it's good sometimes to loose track
bad person - Shiver your timbers, about 3ft from the bar!
Captain - Where are you from, 291 ?
291 - Sorry?
bad person - Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
Captain - *coughs*
291 - Ah, read to many comics
bad person - 291, have you ever walked the plank?
Captain - what course do you think we should be taking?
291 - yes several times, and survived all of them
bad person - Do you fancy your chances tonight?
291 - Hmm, some of them
bad person - There's a lot of crocs out there ...
Captain - I'm glad, we seem to be making headway...
bad person - There's a lot of crocs out there ...
291 - We seem to be, xcaptn
Captain - Please explain bad person .
bad person - Crocs, you know, cups and saucers
291 - A lot of ejsy\
Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions
bad person - Plates and bowls
291 - ah that
bad person - Yes that ....
Captain - What is the cut of your jib 291 ?
291 - and i really think you meant to say the other thing
bad person - and knives and forks too
291 - you know the one that realeases you
Captain - get a grip
291 - ah that one , yes
291 - a grip for me is a limit
Captain - oh 291I 'm so glad you agree
bad person - What nationality is this keyboard?
291 - come on, come on its not all THAT bad!
bad person - It's driving me crazy!
Captain - Can you swim?
bad person - No, never leanred
291 - ummm, catalan i think
** Polly flies off **
bad person - I also
Captain - I don't quite get your meaning 291 ...
291 - or perhpas french...it depends where you're standing
bad person - I almost drowned in Australia, swalllowed lots of water
291 - well put it like this...we all need the sky aswell as the earth
bad person - No crocs though
Captain - feeling queasy 291 ?
291 - we crocs are flaoting somewhere in between
bad person - But Murdoch?
Captain - how did you get here 291 ?
291 - the floor is moving, the tree are shifting
291 - the floor is moving, the tree are shifting
291 - yes he feel didn't he...did you push him?
Captain - please 291 ...contain yourself...
bad person - Hey, 291, do you think we could ge the Captain to piss
off, so
we could have a conversation?
291 - sorry...you are my master, my captain...lead me
bad person - Sad, sad, puppy!
291 - mad mad howling wolf...bite me!
bad person - I would go back to Eastbourne now, but I guess I'm contained!
** Captain leaves **
bad person - How about a nibble?
291 - what on earth do you feel contained by?
Captain - really?
bad person - My corset
bad person - I thought the Captain had left?
** Gail breezes in **
bad person - I really do have to go to Eastbourne ...
bad person - Bye ...
291 - who is this person ?
Gail - sorry bad person , I don't understand
Gail - I feel a powerful tidal surge might be about to explode......
Gail - What are you?
291 - please return
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here 291
291 - I am in 291
Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think?
291 - hola
291 - somos ventu y antonio
Gail - It never rains but it pours
291 - we're from Granada and we love London
Gail - *smiles*
291 - alguien habla spanish?
bad person - bad person repoerting in
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ?
bad person - jo sono scothezi
Gail - *reaches for teacup*
291 - it's also cloudy
291 - because we're in London
bad person - but it is sunny above the clouds
Gail - I can't contain myself!
291 - on holidays
bad person - well go to the toilet then
291 - with our friends William and George
Gail - sorry 291 ,I don't understand
291 - where are you?
bad person - Gail are yuo in this building with us
Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves 291 ?
bad person - 291 I think Gail is just a robot
291 - NOOOOOOOOOOO
291 - NOOOOOOOOOOO
Gail - Why are you here bad person ?
bad person - 291 what makes you think otherwise
Gail - where did you blow in from bad person ?
bad person - GAIL I dare you to say something human
bad person - I am from the Isle of Dogs Gail
291 - We were there last Sunday
bad person - 291 Did you like it
Gail - Do you like sailing?
291 - well, We're leaving
291 - bye
bad person - GAIL answer one of my questions
Gail - Who are you?
bad person - GAIL I am Rupert
291 - hi Rupert, why are you a bad person?
Gail - I'm quite enjoying this conversation!
bad person - 291 See you later
291 - Are you?
bad person - GAIL you aren't real are you
Gail - I don't know, am I , you tell me?
291 - are you really?
bad person - 291 God just made me that way I guess
291 - why?
Gail - its a nice day for it, don't you think?
bad person - 291 He has a sense of humour I suppose
** Polly hops in **
291 - funny that God isn't it?
bad person - Polly ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOT OR ARE YOU REAL
Gail - what d'you think of this ship then bad person ?
291 - Why do you call God a He?
bad person - G I like it a lot, especially David Lilley's
Gail - why do you think I might do that 291 ?
291 - Yes, I like that one too
bad person - 2 Upbringin I think, too much Sunday School
291 - Ahh, get rid of it
Gail - still waters run deep....it seems....
291 - It's the 90s now you know
bad person - 2 But then would I be me
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride
bad person - G you are talking crap again
291 - That's the question isn't it, who are you really?
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ?
bad person - G isn't real I think that is the joke of this piece
291 - I never talk crap, I think
Gail - Who are you?
bad person - G At least you think
291 - Yes, Gail , that's what it's all about
bad person - G is a robot robot robot
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here!
bad person - G is all at sea and all she can talk about is the wetather
Gail - why?
bad person - Did you know its better to drink urine than see water
291 - What are you on about bad person?
291 - Ratning and ranting
bad person - Homeostatic physiology
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride
bad person - G You said that before
291 - Tell me more about it
bad person - What happened to Polly?
Gail - so bad person , where are you from?
bad person - Edinburgh
291 - Far away
Gail - please stop making waves!
291 - Isn't htat a diffetrn country?
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ?
291 - Oops
bad person - 291 urine is less salty than the sea
Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk?
291 - How do you know?
Polly - talk ?
291 - Hey, that's polly..
bad person - Hello Polly are you a parrot?
Gail - what do you think?
bad person - I think Polly is a robot like Gail
Gail - What is the weatehr like where you are Polly ?
291 - I was asking bad person, how they know urine is salter that sea
bad person - anyone still there?
Gail - categorically no!
291 - yes still here
bad person - YASMIN are you still in the building?
bad person - 291Welcome back
Gail - good, I'm glad!
291 - no its not jasmin but who knows
bad person - 291 I certainly don't
Gail - it really is a pleasure to be talking to you....."
bad person - GAIL go away please or shut up or something
Gail - Have you found your sealegs yet bad person ?
291 - hey have you fallen asleep
bad person - Quit GAIL shutdown
Gail - *laughs out loud*
bad person - 291 Still here
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more?
bad person - 291 I know that if I turn around I will see who you are
but I
like the anonimity
291 - no you should know better by now
291 - what/
291 - what/
291 - what?????
bad person - 291 You don' compute
291 - what?????
bad person - 291 Speak some sense would you
bad person - the weather is sunny here
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup...
bad person - Can I have sugar and milk
291 - why what is the point.
Gail - bad person , will you turn out to be just another fairweather
rfiend?
291 - get lost
bad person - 291 How do you Spell your name?
Gail - How are you today?
bad person - Hello 291
291 - oh dear, gail
Gail - haven't we met befroe somewhere bad person ?
bad person - I think it was a Quake level
Gail - I seem to be suffering from a drop in barometric pressure...
bad person - Gail is a good bot because she even makes spelling mistakes
Gail - why do yo ufeel the need to let me know?
bad person - 291 Whewre are you
bad person - 291
Gail - please stop making waves!
291 - she is not only a good bot but a clever dyslexic one
bad person - Never underestimate your oponent
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ?
291 - tough shit
bad person - Captain road is sort of like that
Gail - wash your mouth out 291 !
291 - oponent is spelled with two ppppppps
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are bad person
?
bad person - It's alright. very nice if you can get out to Hackney
Marsh
291 - gail are you catholic?
bad person - Take loads of photographs in Hakney
bad person - STOP
bad person - STOP NOW
bad person - DONT TOUCH THE WORDS
bad person - THE
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here!
291 - how about on a hill n the countyryzside, in the summer????
bad person - THEY CANNOT BEAR IT'
bad person - THEY CANNOT BEAR TO BE TOUCHED
Gail - I can't contain myself!
291 - bear or teddzbear it?
bad person - GRAPHITE PARTICLES AGAINST THE FIRES
Gail - *reaches for teacup*
bad person - Can I have some tea please GAIL
291 - you thrive on foreign identity, bad person
Gail - I don't understand what you mean, really.
291 - yoou are a thief, bad person
bad person - 291 What makes you say that
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often 291 ?
291 - don't pretend you are not real
bad person - Yasmin is here with me now
Gail - So, where do you live?
291 - gail, first intelligent question
Gail - What are you?
bad person - We live together in Docklands
291 - is she always with you when it gets scary?
Gail - Please explain.
291 - congratulations, bad perons
bad person - Who do you think makes it scary in the first place
** Fred joins the crew **
Fred - are you trying to lead us down a particular path 291 ?
291 - ypo do baby, you do
bad person - Hello FRED
Gail - I can't contain myself!
bad person - Fred is Dead
Fred - maybe you could if you altered direction
291 - agree, bad person, good getaway for you
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think!
Fred - I think we might be getting into deep water here
bad person - 291 is the one for me
** Gail leaves **
bad person - Hooray GAIL IS GONE her feet smlt bad
291 - one what?
Fred - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions...
bad person - the ONE the chosen ONE
291 - too religious, bad person, you must have a bad time
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
bad person - I love a bad time it keeps me closer to God
291 - chosen catholic
291 - from where?
bad person - I love the feel of a hair shirt in the morning
Fred - so, bad person , where do you live?
291 - easy, tiger, don't get carried away
bad person - I eat tigers for breakfast
Fred - I think we are entering uncharted territory
bad person - so lets chart it then
Fred - how will I know when I've found my direction?
bad person - 291 has left me all alone, I feel so lonely I could die
291 - stop being so moralistc
bad person - Morals are for dullards anarchy is my chosen tattoo
291 - i do absolve you, though, bad person
Fred - where is this going bad person ?
bad person - thank you mon Signor
291 - signorina
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
bad person - 291 Princesa Linda
Fred - what ARE you??!?!
291 - shut up fred
Fred - we see mto be steaming ahead at a rate of knots...
291 - fred cannot help it
Fred - can you explain that a bi tmore...
bad person - ergoiheortg
291 - bad spelling
bad person - bad smelling
291 - internet is without smell, darling
Fred - cut me some slack..please...
bad person - haven't you heard of smellovision
291 - but you can imagine it smells
Fred - I worry I'll lose my way
291 - is yasmin still there, iam scared
Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon....
bad person - hve you been here for long 291
291 - is yasmin still here????????????????
Fred - why ARE you here?
bad person - I can' see you from where I am sitting
bad person - I think Yasmin is gone for food
291 - gone for good or food
Fred - I can't contain myself
bad person - Very witty
291 - i miss her
291 - she made me feel secure
Fred - so, badp erson , where do you live?
291 - she always was there when you did want to answer
291 - marry her, bad person
Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking?
291 - i will marry fred
291 - fred, will yopu marry me?
Fred - so, 291 , where do you live?
291 - are you sunk, fred?
Fred - where IS this going?
291 - you just lost me, fred
291 - forever
Fred - can you explain that a bit more...
291 - swimming away, i think
Fred - do you ever feel like you've lost your way?
bad person - Yasmin is back here again
291 - i lost bad peron, while i was propsing to you, stupid
Fred - what ARE you??!?!
291 - hello yasmin
bad person - Sha has gone again
291 - bad, bad person
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
bad person - Tell me abou tit
291 - is that a missspelling or?
** Captain enters **
Captain - Please explain bad person .
Fred - do you ever feel like you've lost your way?
291 - where is ttrawler?
291 - where is Alice Baum?
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard
Fred - so where are u at?
Captain - this isn't plain sailing (and plainly isn't sailing either!)
Fred - I tihnk we might be getting into deep water here
291 - i will go scrub the deck
291 - with the toothbrush
Fred - maybe we should drop anchor and chat awhile?
291 - without yasmin
bad person - always knew you were a scrubber
291 - without fred
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words....
291 - gail is asleep, the moon is shining
Fred - cut me some slack..please...
291 - bye
Captain - So, 291 where do you live?
Fred - are we being blown off course?
Captain - get a grip
Fred - I wish....do you?
291 - fred, whrer have yopu been hiding
** Fred leaves **
bad person - Fred is he the marrying kind
Captain - Where are you from, 291 ?
bad person - From the sea
Captain - I'm on an even keel
bad person - 291 291 291
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words....
291 - even keeler
bad person - Hooray 291 is back from the brinw
bad person - I meant to say brine
291 - brinw?
bad person - I know I know
291 - brine?
Captain - Which is your favourite kind of boat?
bad person - Sea water darling
bad person - Caotain an inflatealbe of course#
Captain - Have you found your sealegs yet?
291 - under or above
bad person - they were under my sea knees
Captain - What are you?
bad person - preferably under and above
bad person - or should I say udder
Captain - tell me more about what you're doing here, bad person ...
Polly - udder ?
Captain - really?
bad person - Questions?
291 - hello -are you interested in a bit of gossip about m friend david?
Captain - Can you swim?
bad person - I likie David please tell me
Captain - ahoy there 291
291 - no only snorcheling
bad person - Please tell me the gossip 291
Captain - I think we are getting into muddy waters
Captain - Please explain bad person .
291 - well daviid is setting up a site under the pretencce of an academic
resource centre -this is not true- do you want to know more ?
bad person - Yes please sounds juicy
291 - Hello babyt, my name is Ricahrd milner
bad person - Areyou new here Richard
291 - Saucy little fello, don't you think?
bad person - What about the academic thing website stuff
bad person - I think that was David all along
291 - sorry for that. it's david again. do you want know about what
i do for
free on the web?
bad person - Anything to do with rude pictures
bad person - David as in Karen's boyfriend or another one
Captain - What are you?
291 - does anyone know where the bum lord is?
bad person - On his throne of bums I expect
** Polly flies off **
Captain - are you feeling queasy at all?
Captain - I'm on an even keel
291 - who are you really?
291 - are you real?
Captain - who do you think I am?
bad person - I think the bar git
bad person - rl is reaql
bad person - I think the bar girl is really sexy
291 - oooooh
bad person - Do you know who I mean
Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions
291 - quite right cap'n, cold shower eh!
Captain - feeling queasy 291 ?
bad person - Ironic wasn' it
291 - iis that funnel or tunnel?
bad person - or pummel
Captain - Can you swim?
** Captain leaves **
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ?
291 - i think you want ot tunnel - you strike me as a bi8t of a tunneler.
bad person - I think it is the smell of the earth#
bad person - Are you a low typer or what
291 - just the smell of the erat?
bad person - smell of the what
291 - JUST THE SMELL OF THE EARTH?
** Gail breezes in **
bad person - no need to SHOUT tempet temper
291 - hgghghgh
291 - hgghghgh
Gail - have you been here before 291 ?
bad person - ;o)
bad person - Zounds
bad person - Lawks a mercy
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup...
291 - no
Gail - How are you today?
bad person - Yasmin is here again
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often bad person ?
291 - evelinepowellis fantastic78
Gail - where are we now do you think?
bad person - what the ell are you talking about
291 - no really 33
bad person - old records
Gail - How are you today?
Gail - hmmm bad person it seems the weather is bgeinning to take its
toll
bad person - Has the Captain left
291 - no single
Gail - do you like it here bad person ?
291 - CD's
bad person - fancy a drink then?
291 - They've gone
bad person - That was a joke but I wasn't fast anough typing
Gail - it really is a pleasure to be talking to you....."
Gail - I blew in for a quick visit and it seems like I've been here
forever...
bad person - SEE YA
bad person - Doesn't it just
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more?
bad person - Hello Rupert here gain
Gail - It never rains but it pours
bad person - pouring
Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blo wover...
bad person - EEk its a mouse
Gail - So, where do you live?
** Polly hops in **
Gail - Ship ahoy...
** Welcome aboard 291 **
291 - HellO
291 - THANKs Michiel
Gail - Hello 291, come here often?
291 - you're welcome
291 - very kind of you to say so
Gail - so 291 , where are you from?
291 - it is isn't it
291 - I think I must be schizophrenic
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy
291 - The best conversation I have had all mnight has been with myself!@
291 - Where is my lovely bad poerson
Gail - I never seem to do much but gaze ta passing clouds.....
291 - Where is my lovely bad poerson
bad person - Im hrere
Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think?
291 - Any humans out there?
291 - Any humans out there?
bad person - How are you?
291 - Instead of standing there looking at the screen why bdon\t you
find
the opther terminal
bad person - No only bad persons
291 - Yes you with the back on you rleft shoulder
bad person - What are you talking about?#
291 - And the curly haior
291 - That's rigjt kleep going
bad person - The curly what?
291 - Hiya BADF
bad person - Hey watch your language#
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me....
291 - Still there?
bad person - For me as well
291 - for you what?
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me....
bad person - It#s moving too fast
291 - I'd love to play Quake on a screen this size
Gail - where did you blow in from bad person ?
bad person - Well there's a good idea
291 - I blow where the snow does flow
Gail - So, where do you live?
291 - Do you know about computers BAD PERSON
Gail - This feels like a rigged conversation
bad person - Well, somethings, waht do you want to know about computer?
291 - BAD - Can they think like us
Gail - I'm finding it hard to keep up with this conversation! ...you?
291 - BAD 40 % of people talk to bank machines
bad person - Well, that's not a computer wquestion, but a philosophy
one
291 - Type faster damnit
bad person - Do they?
Gail - where did you blow in from 291 ?
291 - This is turning weird OVER AND OUT
bad person - Sorry this %$%$&% german keyboard
291 - Pain in the arse isn't out
Gail - have you visited before?
bad person - Ok, where were we
291 - o
291 - oo
bad person - 291, do you still talk to me?
291 - oo
291 - oo
291 - oo
291 - oo
Gail - It never rains but it pours
291 - Certainly I will
bad person - I need to roll a fag
291 - Disgusting habit - what has the fag to say abiout it
Gail - please stop making waves!
291 - I think Michiel is BAD PERSON
bad person - So there's a timelag
bad person - Well, I seem to be called one
291 - Called what
bad person - a bad person
291 - Yes yo uwith the bottles ion your hjands
291 - And do you live u p to your mionicker
Gail - please stop making waves!
bad person - hey if you take the time to correct your typos, I wil
have time
to roll a fag
291 - Still co9olectring bottles then
bad person - Who me?
291 - Fag away bad boy
bad person - Mmmmm, wonderful
291 - You knoiw who
bad person - ah you!
291 - Hmm?
Gail - The sun has come out today...
291 - It generally does
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here!
291 - So sink
291 - That must be a biog fag
291 - Who der
291 - Jus me an my banjo
Gail - Please explain.
291 - Rhetoric needs no explanation
bad person - Yes and some more chatting over here
291 - Hiya
291 - Welcome nsg to the fray fag hag
Gail - you really think so?
291 - Not really
Gail - Who are you?
291 - You are who
291 - antidisestablishmentarianism
Gail - not a bad day for a cruise!
291 - the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Gail - what d'you think of this ship then 291 ?
291 - 12 *12 = One gross
291 - What are you looking at
Gail - This feels like a rigged conversation
291 - tOO SLOW
291 - Very coy of you GAIL
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think!
291 - choppy or sloppy
Gail - please stop making waves!
bad person - too much beer, maybe!
291 - I will save your gracve waves
291 - because you are my fave
Gail - Nice day for it.
bad person - for what? beer?
291 - Itas always nice foR IT
291 - Yes that if you like
Gail - oh bad person my personal barometer is heating up nicely....
bad person - or making waves?
** Fred joins the crew **
291 - Red and yellow sutting on the step
291 - Helklo red said yellow, what bus did you catch
Fred - I need a little time, Gail , give me some leeway here...
291 - I got my tass;es caught in the door when I jumjped out
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think!
bad person - gail, i think your banal conversation key is stuck on
291 - CTR ALT DLT
Gail - Can you swim 291 ?
291 - CTR ALT DLT
291 - I feel sea sick
Fred - oh please lets try not to make waves...
291 - Baggy trousers
bad person - besides. it,s the sea that get;s choppy, not the ship
,)
Fred - how are you today 291 ?
291 - Obly ewhejn the chinese cook is aboard
291 - Same as yesterday bFre
Fred - I'm getting a wee bit queasy, what aobut you?
bad person - good name, 291, better than Fred, anyway
291 - Fred said I am lead dead tread ned ehad
291 - Whatcha stirring
Fred - I worry I'll lose my way
bad person - watcha
291 - 291 192 Rings a bell doesn't it
Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings
291 - I want an easter egg
bad person - roller or ball?
291 - always a roller
Fred - I wouldn't mind that either....
291 - Pilots are my fave
Fred - cut me some slack..please...
bad person - pontius?
291 - I'd like s snack too
bad person - the knife.s blunt and we.re fresh out of slack, sorry
291 - CHOCOLATE CALL THIS IS A CHOCOLATE CALL
bad person - count me in for chocolate anyday
291 - fads are waves the tide is the key
Fred - r u trying to rock the boat, 291 ?
291 - m i wt
Fred - Are you sounding me out?
bad person - no. s§he is just tripping again
bad person - ...a sea trip
291 - i 8 u r u p m s n
Fred - *lurches across the deck*
291 - enjoy your trip
291 - don't break your hip
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
bad person - supine
291 - Lurch away Fred
291 - Porsine
Fred - I'm in, deep
bad person - i decline
291 - Lupine is my favourite
291 - Sunchine is your face
bad person - ...with onions
Fred - how will I know whe nI've found my direction?
291 - Sublime is the colour of your eyes
bad person - brine is the taste of my...
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots...
bad person - ...tears
291 - Smile
Fred - can you clarify?
291 - What is the best way to make a maltese cross?
bad person - probably not
bad person - kick im
291 - How do you make a Venetian Blind
bad person - poke im
291 - KNOCK KNOCK
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
bad person - how do you make a hormone?
bad person - fred and gail are BOTZ!!!!!!
bad person - gotcha!!!!
291 - I shan't ask
Fred - all the time, bad person , you?
291 - time is my ally
Fred - cut me some slack..please...
291 - dark is my alloey
Fred - what ARE you??!?!
bad person - 291 i know you!!!you are about to be captured by yr missus!!!
291 - that is a relative quemstion
291 - I din't know that she was here
bad person - blood relative?
bad person - nor did she
291 - Only when she hits me
Fred - can you explain that a bit more...
bad person - but you enjoy that, she said
291 - only at three in the morning
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead here
Polly - morning ?
291 - that would explain a lot
bad person - tied up in knots
291 - Polly want a cracker
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision...
bad person - i,m just suffering
Fred - Polly does get a bit repetitive
** Captain enters **
Captain - Please tell me more about you and boats....
291 - suffering is our lot in life
bad person - why?
Fred - what ARE you??!?!
Captain - Do you get seasick bad person ?
291 - I have placed mines on your hull bad operson
Captain - I need some direction here....
Fred - I think this would really depend on my position at any given
time
bad person - why are u all gangwaying up on me?
291 - There are three people wioth theri back to the screen and I can
say
anything I like aboiut them
291 - ASK me a questiomn about them
bad person - are they fit?
291 - 2 girls 1 boy
Fred - I need some direction here....
291 - Pretty mcu, but they snoke which I don't like
Captain - Please don't rock the boat Fred
bad person - hmmmm......how much for the women?
291 - 4 camles each
Fred - can you explain that a bit more...
Captain - What are you?
bad person - i prefer marlboro myself
291 - I'll toss in the guy for free
Fred - I don't understand ...
291 - You never diod Freed
bad person - the boy can clean up after
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard
291 - Only if he is giid
Fred - how did you find this place bad person ?
bad person - easily
291 - I think onme of trhem is foreign
Captain - What is the cut of your jib Fred ?
bad person - foreign to whom?
291 - tHE GTRhe firls have got very short hair
Captain - please bad person ...containy ourself...
291 - To this country of course
bad person - nope, they gotta have long hair and fishtails
291 - What is a fish tail in this context
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do you think?
bad person - ya know, like mermaids
291 - do you have the time
Captain - I'm on an even keel
bad person - tell the skipper to butt out and concentrate on sialing
the
ship
291 - You mean the sea creautres without brasierres
291 - Yes you hiney
bad person - have u ever seen a seacreature with a bra?
Captain - its getting increasingly difficult to stay on course...
291 - Yes a brazoan
bad person - wots a hiney when its at home?
291 - Honey actually
Captain - What is the cut of your jib bad person ?
291 - My jib is my own business
bad person - oooo, am i a honey now? very flattered
Captain - What direction do you think we should be taking here?
291 - Crawling weith insects yo umean
bad person - very deep
Captain - how did you get here 291 ?
291 - so deep I am asleep
bad person - dozy
291 - I took a bus 291
291 - slozy
Captain - 291 , how would you describe your cruising range?
291 - are you cruising for a bruising
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ?
291 - Hello grwy topped girl
291 - With the blonde bob
291 - Are you leraving so soon?
Captain - So, 291 where do you live?
291 - Got a alugh at last
Captain - I might be, what do YOU think?
291 - bad boy whr u
Captain - I feel as if we are making some headway, what do yuo think?
291 - time gentleman
291 - sounds fishy to me
bad person - brrrr cold
291 - did you mother never tell you to wrap u p well
Captain - I don't quite get your meaning bad person ...
bad person - i dont know
291 - what do you kno0w
bad person - i ambad
Captain - This feels like a rigged conversation
Captain - I feel that I'm just drifting, wallowing in a sea of words....
291 - And you dom't car who knows it
291 - Hello pretty Yasmin
Captain - doesn't this feel a little like a voyage of discovery to
you?
291 - Can you hear me
291 - Why aren't you listening to me Yasmin
291 - Is who gone
Captain - Do you like boats, 291 ?
291 - What can I tell you
291 - Only when they are full of seaman
bad person - boats
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you 291 ?
bad person - yes
** Polly flies off **
291 - Do you liek goats bad person
291 - Do you liek goats bad person
Captain - plain sailing!
bad person - welsh goats
Captain - bad person , you seem to be steerin gthe conversation in
a
particular direction....
291 - Would the sexy bar girl like to come for a meal with us I wonder
bad person - sure
291 - Bsck again
291 - Bye Bye bad boy
bad person - ciao
291 - We are all going SEE YA
Captain - 291 , can I sound you out about something?
bad person - i am off
Captain - off , tell us more...
291 - Hey bar girl
291 - Are yiou there and typing
291 - See ya then....
Captain - sometimes I feel hoisted by my own petard
** Captain leaves **
291 - go to home
291 - go to home
** Gail breezes in **
291 - go to home
Gail - have you visited before?
291 - go to home
291 - go to home
291 - robert
291 - robert
291 - robert
291 - robert
Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blow voer...
Gail - sorry 291 , I don't understand
291 - although the breeze does seem to be coming from a rather unusual
angle
Gail - are you feeling at all queasy 291 or is it just me?
291 - It's definitlry you mate
Gail - Nice day for it.
291 - I am feeling lovely
Gail - I think it is all just a storm in a teacup...
bad person - tell me more about you feeling lovelu
291 - OOH Gail where are you my dear
291 - What is there to say
Gail - Do you like sailing?
291 - To be honest it's beena while
Gail - please stop making waves!
291 - Are you sea sick?
Gail - yes, I think so, though lately it hasn't always seemed so
bad person - Yes I am actually but I'm not sure whether it's the sea#
291 - I will not respond to BAD PERSON
bad person - I like sailing a lot
bad person - why not
Gail - really, what makes you say that?
291 - Go easy on yourself
Gail - oh bad person my personal barometer is heating up nicely....
291 - Gail is hot
Gail - Do you like sailing?
291 - NO
bad person - Yes Gail I just told you so
291 - Next topic
bad person - Why don't you like sailing 291
Gail - really, what makes you say that?
bad person - Is it something from your past?
** Polly hops in **
Gail - are you feeling at all queasy bad person or is it just me?
bad person - Well, a bit Gail
291 - because
291 - because
Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go!
291 - because
291 - because
291 - because
bad person - because what?
Gail - uh huh?
291 - it is really personal
bad person - please elaborate
Gail - it seems to be clouding over, how is it where you are 291 ?
291 - it has to do with my mother
bad person - Does she sail a lot?
Gail - how long have you been here 291 ?
291 - more than you want to know
bad person - Yes 291 tell me
291 - i've been sailing forever
Gail - how long have you been here bad person ?
bad person - Ah,, so you've had enough of it?
Gail - I think we're in for a stormy ride
291 - my mum tells me so
bad person - Always your mum, what ybout you?
Gail - have you visited before?
291 - where?
Gail - we esem to be getting into murky depths here bad person ...
Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go!
bad person - Certainly do, Gail, tell me more 291
291 - it is kind of kinda muddy
bad person - Well, I'm all up for it
Gail - *laughs out loud*
bad person - We're here alone anywaz
bad person - anyway I mean
291 - you are mean
Gail - It never rains but it pours
Gail - please elaborate!
bad person - Why, it's always a good time to bare your soul
Gail - The sun has come out today...
bad person - You see, look at the bright side
bad person - hey you!
Gail - Are you deliberately trying to make waves bad person ?
bad person - Yes but that's a cleaning process
Gail - have you visited before?
bad person - Several timmes
Gail - is theer anything else to do on this ship except talk?
bad person - No there isn't
** 291 abandons ship **
bad person - Well, bye then
bad person - Was a pleasure to talk to you
Gail - have you visited before?
** bad person abandons ship **